OMG, He’s So Unusual: 5 Things You Didn’t Know about Jesus Luz!
Despite what you might think, Madonna’s new special friend– 22-year-old model Jesus Luz– is no floozy boy-toy! The New York Times ran a long and…
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OMG, He’s Blurry: Adam Lambert
Lordy lordy! We can’t show anything gay on TV! Someone blur that Adam Lambert’s face out! Adam Lambert, having already been banned by Good Morning…
OMG, What Yokels: Sarah Palin Fans
The true meaning of Thanksgiving.
OMG, How Chaste: Side Hugs!
Here at OMG Headquarters, we spend a lot of time thinking of new ways to minimize our level of sin. Although there are a lot…
OMG, Connect the Dots: Missed connections that aren’t
I know this is not exactly news but it is something that has been bothering me for a really long time, so just indulge my…
OMG, Carrie Prejean Masturbates For Jesus
Every time I turn around, Mean Queen Carrie Prejean is doing something to make me love her against my better judgment. You probably heard last…
OMG, She’s Offended: Carrie Prejean
I can truly NOT get enough of vapid, hypocrite Carrie “Even My Plastic Boobs Are Christian” Prejean, America’s #1 exiled beauty queen and crusader against…