OMG, Make it Sparkle With Vajazzling
“Vajazzling” is basically what it sounds like: sticking a bunch of beads and crap all over you cooter-area. Yes, this may be the latest development…
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OMG, How Thoughtful: The HugEGram
Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful,…
OMG, Casting call alert: stereotypes wanted
Are you a grown-ass homo with no sense of shame and a smooth, textureless lump where your D and B’s should be? Do you have…
OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot
Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….
OMG, Taylor Swift just wants to say that she’s thinking of you…
She sings, plays the guitar, she writes her own songs… what CAN’T Taylor Swift do?! (Besides sing a duet with Stevie F*ckin Nicks for Goddess’s…
OMG, how helpful: Yoga mats for Haiti!
Just because your home has been completely destroyed doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be focusing on “opening up your hips!” Also desperately needed: Toffuti Cuties, aromatherapy…
OMG, Hypnotize your weiner!
Who knew that you could actually increase the size of your thing using ONLY YOUR MIND? No painful injections, weird pills, or bizarre massaging techniques….