OMG, Don’t Go Wasting Your Emotions: Chris Klein sings
Oh, heyyyyy, remember Chris Klein? To refresh your memory: he was the Nebraska teenager of vaguely Keanu-ish charms who was plucked from obscurity and cast…
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OMG, Predict Your Poop: Stool Scanner Lite
Curious to know what your next poo will look like? Well who isn’t curious about the quality of their future bowel movements?! Now there’s a…
OMG, How Depressing: World’s Worst Wedding DJ
First he tells everybody to do the conga. Then he slaps a lady’s boobs. And doesn’t even seem very enthusiastic about it! Cheer up Wedding…
OMG, F*ck TMZ
Well, I’d give Antonin Scalia a rimjob before I laid a finger on scummy TMZ owner Harvey Levin, so whatever. [via Queerty]
OMG, They Grow Up So Fast: Adorable moppets dance to My Boyfriend’s Back
They had an even better routine worked out using NIN’s Closer but their mom made them change it!
OMG, He Should Look Both Ways Before Crossing: Lord Jesus Christ
My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would…
OMG, How Versatile: God
Oh, look! It’s like God’s little Manhunt profile! It’s good to know that he’s so enthusiastically versatile (or as we call it around these parts,…