Ashton Kutcher’s package hosts SNL

I am generally frustrated by the pomp and swagger of Ashton Kutcher on his MTV hit show Punk’d. Yes, he is quite good-looking, but he…


‘Chef’ left South Park by proxy

The mystery deepens. Last week Isaac Hayes, Scientologist and voice of longtime character Chef on South Park, issued a harshly worded statement about why he…


It’s called multi-tasking

It doesn’t matter if the guys at work look at you a little funny; using this cool new mouse will make you a total expert…


Tom Cruise is no longer coherent

Either the aliens have eaten his brain or Tom Cruise is breaking the Scientology “no drugs” rule. Or maybe that rule is only for women…