OMG, he’s a dad: 13-Year-Old
4-foot-tall 13-year-old father Alfie Patten doesn’t know how much diapers cost for his newborn baby. He did, however, know how to put his penis into…
OMG, a new piece of shit: Sony
I still have my old tube TV with ON OFF CHANNEL UP CHANNEL DOWN VOLUME UP VOLUME DOWN on it and it works just fine….
OMG, win tickets: Santa Cruz this Friday in Toronto!
Santa Cruz is a long-running Toronto party that attracts singles of all persuasions from across the city to the unlikely venue of Captain John’s Seafood…
OMG, kittens: Inspired by Kittens
This little princess sounds like she had six Caramilk bars dipped in Nutella before commenting on the kitty book. The dawning of the age of…
OMG, he’s naked: YOU!
East Village Boys is casting for their BOY OF THE WEEK (link NSFW) series, and they want you to sit on the casting couch that…
OMG, how ridiculous: GoateeSaver
The Goateesaver will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. With 3 chrome plated turnbuckles, you can adjust the GoateeSaver to fit any…
OMG, a contest: Starting Tomorrow
Make sure you come back tomorrow so you can check out our contest. You could be one of five lucky winners to get some GINCH…