OMG, How Artistic: Tattoo Failure
I once knew this girl named Amber who had a giant Tweety Bird tattoo on her inner thigh. She was always hiking her skirt up…
OMG, How Festive: Llamas in Costume
If you were offended by the poodle Ninja Turtle, you’re going to hate the Minnesota State Fair’s annual llama costume contest! I’m really starting to…
OMG, coming soon: Green Porno book and DVD!
Paper animal penises and vaginae are all the rage at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival thanks to Isabella Rossellini and her successful Green Porno…
OMG, How Convenient: Erotic Celly Caddy
I don’t know about you, but I’m always gazing around my apartment wondering which everyday items could be more erotic. I already have a penis-shaped…
OMG, what honesty: Whitney Houston
For the premiere of Her Royal O-Ness‘s 24th season, Whitney Houston chose to use the show to speak about her drug use and crazy relationship…
OMG, How Dramatic: Susan Boyle Covers the Stones
The Susan Boyle wheel just keeps on turning! Britain’s favorite virginal basketcase with a heart of gold (and voice of a moderately talented angel) has…
OMG, RIP: Patrick Swayze
I don’t know about you, but I’m getting celebrity dead person fatigue. Pretty soon I’m not going to have any tears left to cry. Thank…