OMG, someone light a scented candle: R. Kelly’s ‘Pregnant’
This should be everyone’s new winter jam. Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant, Lay your body down and get you pregnant, Knock you…
!! Filthy !!
OMG He’s Naked (Somewhere But Not Here): Levi Johnston
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! Word comes from Gawker that Levi Johnston (whose butt I came thisclose to touching last night, long story!) has officially just…
OMG, How Crafty: Crocheted Penis
Is it a change purse? Is it a cell phone holder? Or does it have no function whatsoever? I don’t really care, I just know…
OMG, how refreshing: Get Sum energy drink
Keep the party going with the refreshing taste of Get Sum, the only energy drink that comes with a free STI and fake tan. (via…
OMG, Do You Take VAGINA With Your Coffee?
Who would have possibly guessed that something UNUSUAL was going on at the bikini coffee stand? Wait, bikini coffee stand? These exist! No, of course…
OMG, How Provocative: Cruelty Doesn’t Fly
What would we do without PETA? If it weren’t for the animal rights organization and their pointlessly provocative tactics, we would never get to see…
OMG, how convenient: PooTrap
If dogs could get complexes, this “Magic Poop Collector” would give it the mother of all complexes.