OMG, How Draconian: Colleges adopt new masturbation policy
Spotted in the University of Michigan showers. Although the sign turned out to be a prank and not an official UofM decree, I still think…
!! Filthy !!
OMG, The Next Best Thing: ‘Getting Levi’s Johnson’
There’s a silver lining to every moose turd! The Palins and their extended clan of horny and fertile Alaskans may be ruining America, but they’ve…
OMG photos: Peaches Live
I experienced my first Peaches concert Wednesday night when the Canadian electro pop superstar arrived for a hometown show at Toronto’s Phoenix Concert Theatre. I’d…
OMG, the Levi Johnston Teaser Picture!
On one hand, Levi Johnston is still not nude. On the other hand, he is hot and getting nuder by the moment. On the other…
OMG, he won’t be naked: Levi Johnston
For f*ck’s sake. This is exactly why I’ve been avoiding the Levi Johnston story. I knew it was all just a big tease! Now Gawker…
OMG, watch out for the Kitchen Shitter
If you live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, don’t invite any randoms to your next party, or you could end up with a mess at the end…
OMG, Carrie Prejean Masturbates For Jesus
Every time I turn around, Mean Queen Carrie Prejean is doing something to make me love her against my better judgment. You probably heard last…