OMG, Surprise: Unsuspecting lady gets candy with a penis
An unsuspecting British lady just thought she was eating some normal “Jelly Babies” which I assume is what they call some kind of baby-shaped candy…
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OMG, Filthy Rich: Pests Take Over the Upper East Side
The Upper East Side sure isn’t what it used to be. Blair and Serena’s posh stomping grounds has recently been beset with some very un-posh…
OMG, How Accurate: The Curb Your Enthusiasm porno
Hustler’s Curb Your Enthusiasm porn parody actually looks kinda funny (I have to give the actress who portrays “Cheryl” props for verisimilitude!) but I have…
OMG, His bulge: Taylor Lautner
Want to see Taylor “My future’s so bright I need TWO pairs of sunglasses” Lautner’s recently legal penis-bulge in Zapruderlike detail, reduced in magnification to…
OMG, How hung: Jesus
OMG PANIC!!! Jesus has a giant exposed penis! At least that’s what a bunch of filthy-minded Christians think. After all, anything can be porn to…
OMG, Contest Alert: Get chicken in your pubes and win something
Dear readers! You may have heard that yesterday KFC (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken!) began issuing a sandwich called the “Double Down,” which features…
OMG, His little willy moves: Baby Pirulin Pee Pee
Who remembers Baby Wee-Wee, the British doll with a weird, giant, squirting penis? Well he’s back– with a new name and a more Eliza Doolittle-ish…