!! Filthy !!

!! OMG, Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater soap sells out within minutes, is going for hundreds on eBay !!

“When your fans start asking for your bathwater, you can either ignore it, or turn it into a bar of Dr Squatch soap.”

Sidney Sweeney said in a press release announcing her new “Bathwater Bliss” soap.

Well, it looks as if Sweeney and Dr Squatch’s unique bit of branding paid off as the soap, which is made from pine bark extract, exfoliating sand and droplets of the actor’s bathwater, was snapped up instantly by fans, who paid just $8 for the item which went on sale at 12pm EST.

According to NBC New York, some prospective buyers were told that they would have to wait 250 minutes to make their purchase while others experienced the website crashing.

Since then, listings for the product on eBay are now being sold from $100 (ÂŁ73) to $2000 (ÂŁ1478).

Wow! Okay, Dr. Squatch! Time to do the male celeb bathwater line! If you think straight guys love spending on pervy products, just wait to you meet the PINK DOLLAR!

!! OMG, Denny’s releases a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice menu including Beetlejuice shake! !!

Denny’s now has a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice tie-in menu promoting the film with such dishes as the “Say It Three Times Slam” (three small chocolate chip pancakes, three eggs, and three strips of bacon) and the Afterlife Melt (“this triple cheese threat is made with fried mozzarella sticks, melted American and provolone cheeses grilled between two slices of American bread, served with tomato sauce for dipping and wavy-cut fries”.

Ask and you shall receive! In July 2009, in the midst of Tim Burton’s career between “Sweeney Todd” and “Alice in Wonderland,” and as the MoMA in NYC was preparing a major retrospective on his career, Twitter user @bobservo (who co-hosts the podcasts Retronauts, Talking Simpsons, and What a Cartoon) made a playful comment about wanting to see a whimsical, Tim Burton-inspired version of a Denny’s menu. WELL, GUYS! YOU GOT IT! Check out the breakdown on the “Say It Three Times Slam” and more above!

!! OMG, are str8 people ok? Milf Manor !!

Milf Manor

And just like that… we suddenly have a new contender for bottom of the barrel of the toxic wasteland that is reality TV.

Milf Manor is a dating show you certainly didn’t ask for. But, once you catch a glimpse, you just might not be able to look away, despite its ultimately sexist and conservative premise dressed up as taboo-breaking.

Nancy Jo Sales does a great job of explaining just what is so wrong about the show in a Guardian opinion piece.

But perhaps you just want to meet the men of the manor, who—spoiler alert and Oedipal twist—are the actual, 100% real-life sons of the hot moms looking for love.

 

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