OMG, coming soon: Green Porno book and DVD!
Paper animal penises and vaginae are all the rage at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival thanks to Isabella Rossellini and her successful Green Porno…
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OMG OMGOMGOMG! R-Patz and T-Laut Bare Boobs in New Moon Trailer
Cover your ears! That excruciating dog-whistle sound you’ve been hearing all morning is the sound of a billion teenage girls completely spazzing out over the…
OMG, I was praying on it: Hands on a Hardbody to Become Musical
Praise the lord! I was praying they would make Hands on a Hardbody– one of my favorite documentaries ever– into a musical, and now they…
OMG, it’s better than cold boogers on a paper plate: MEDUSA
Okay, don’t kill me cause this has literally been around since before I had pubes, but with Madonna busy collapsing her way across Europe I…
OMG, How Romantic: How Can I Tell If I’m Really In Love?
I actually watched this great video in eighth grade health class and it was pretty easy to figure out that I was in love– with…
OMG How Efficient: THREE FRAMES
three frames is a tumblr for people like me who sometimes don’t have the patience for movies and their endless blah blah blah about pointless…
OMG, how disillusioning: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
These descriptions of movie plots have me second-guessing why I like certain films: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. ALIENS: An unplanned…