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!! OMG, to be cringe is to be free: Travis Kelce stuns for GQ !!

You chickens can’t even *spell* FASHUN!

Whoever styled Travis Kelce‘s new GQ photoshoot (probably someone from Taylor’s team we’re assuming) has a Pinterest board chalked full of Lana Del Rey‘s exes, Jan 6th insurrectionists, and backwoods rough trade (Yes, all three of those things are the same and yes – even then – the outcome is somehow still the dollar-bin version of each of these)

But I guess that’s the market!

Check out Travis’s GQ Editorial *IF YOU DARE* after the jump!

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!! OMG, WATCH: The gay Onlyfans University for straight guys !!

Our first YouTube exclusive mini-doc going inside Andy Lee’s P*rn Star University in England, where he takes straight tradesmen and teaches them how to become successful gay OnlyFans stars.

Who knew this existed! If you graduate, do they give you a university grad certificate? Also… not actually buying this whole narrative for one second 😉 But power to them! Everyone finds their own way. What do you think?

!! OMG, the Wal-Mart Birkin is here and it has the “Fashion Community” up in arms !!

Wal-Mart is selling a knockoff version of the Birkin, a luxury purse produced by the French brand Hermès. An Hermès Birkin retails for around $10,000 (£8.000) for smaller models. Wal-Mart’s version costs $78.99 (£62,83). However, many fashionistas are disgusted by this formerly rare bag becoming accessible to the masses. Others dislike the trend of copying original designs and marketing them as dupes. Even so, the bag has gone viral and is taking social media by storm.

Famously, Birkins are very difficult to acquire from Hermès. Consumers are expected to spend around $50,000 to $100,000 (I’m not calculating that to pounds, do it yourself) before the store will let someone purchase one. When the store does offer you the chance to buy one, they do not let you choose the model you want or let you buy it when you happen to be in the store. You have to schedule a special appointment with an employee who will offer you whatever they happen to feel like offering you.

First of all, if you’re willing to spend that much on a bag – you probably deserve to be “up in arms” when your status feels threatened aftr a massive company out-capitalizes you and your illusion of worth is then shattered. Could it be that you’re focusing on the wrong shit? Knock-offs have been around for ages. Every major fashion brand is ripping of the small guys, so seeing this happen to rich people too really fails to draw the sympathy tears.

With that said, will you be purchasing a four dollar Birkin in 2025 for your cousin Becca, omg?

!! OMG, Nicholas Hoult received Bill Skarsgård’s scabby prosthetic dick from Nosferatu !!

DISGOOSTANG! Nicholas Hoult was gifted Bill Skarsgård’s Nosferatu scabby prosthetic peen on the set of the film. The piece had been elegantly framed as a cast gift for the actor to part with.

We can’t think of anything more I’d want to take home from a job with me, really. Check out the full pics after the jump, you sick fuck!

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