OMG, how desperate: Making Friends
Julia Davis, my favourite comedian next to Amy Sedaris, has some trouble meeting friends on the old sketch show Jam. I’ve never been able to…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, how intrusive: Dildo Beating
Kimberly Lynn Calvert, a 45-year-old woman from Florida, was arrested this past week for beating her boyfriend with a dildo: Police say an intoxicated Calvert…
OMG, how painful: Single Ladies Fail
This rivals GRAPE STOMPER for laughs. It’s just all good. The schadenfreude is strong in me… Thanks to Chase for the tip!
OMG, let her lie down: Old Lady
This 109-year-old woman has her mind set on having a little lie-down, but her nursing assistant seems even more deaf than Gladys cause she won’t…
OMG, how terrifying: Devil’s Swimming Pool
At Victoria Falls in Zambia there is a pool at the edge of the waterfall with a rock ledge that stops the current from sweeping…
OMG, what horrible luck: Italian Woman
Johanna Ganthaler must have thanked her lucky stars when she missed her plane, Air France Flight 447, because it crashed in the ocean killing everyone…
OMG, hot new dance trend: The Baby Bump
God it’s times like this I wish I could get pregnant. I could always just eat an entire tube of Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls and take…