OMG, Shut Uppppp! It’s National Day of Silence
Hey, I just remembered that it’s the National Day of Silence. Does that mean I don’t have to write any more posts? And shouldn’t Lance…
OMG, Shine On: Martina McBride shills for health-beverage Sunny Delight
Probably no one will get why this commercial for Sunny D starring country singer Martina McBride is so funny to me but it came on…
OMG, I am Spartacus (with cats)
covered up. But what if the peens are obscured with… kitties? An intrepid reporter from The Houston Chronicle has taken it upon himself to photoshop…
OMG gossip: Ryan Phillippe has still got it
Ryan Phillippe does Men’s Health, and his abs could give you a paper cut [dlisted] Kelly Rowland got in a fight with the Qantas flight…
OMG, How embarrassing: We might be stupid!
We meaning everyone except me of course. I am very smart! Those of you who can read and know how to use a computer might…
OMG, What a pervert: 80’s Canadian game show host
The whole point of being a game show host is so you can mouth-kiss young girls, right? Right? Fergie Olver, host of the Canadian game…
OMG, How hung: Jesus
OMG PANIC!!! Jesus has a giant exposed penis! At least that’s what a bunch of filthy-minded Christians think. After all, anything can be porn to…