OMG, How Thoughtful: The HugEGram
Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful,…
OMG, Casting call alert: stereotypes wanted
Are you a grown-ass homo with no sense of shame and a smooth, textureless lump where your D and B’s should be? Do you have…
OMG, Snickers will turn you into a diva
This Snickers ad didn’t run during the Super Bowl because Aretha Franklin and Liza Minelli are way too campy. Betty White, on the other hand,…
OMG, Dog Watches Puppy Cam
Cute will eat itself.
OMG, They’re So Clean: Jockstrap Maids
This seems much more lucrative then when I was going to start a business offering nude editorial services… (Via Towleroad)
OMG, They’re Upside Down: Celebrities
BREAKING, BREAKING, BREAKING!!!! Upside-down-face celebrities are much more interesting than regular celebrities!!!!!
OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot
Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….