OMG, hire him: Mr. Talent
This poster was found at a Whole Foods in Vancouver. Please notice that he is a “straight bachelor.” (Thanks to Rob for the photo!)
OMG, how inquisitive: Scottish Fold kitten
This kitten is one of those creatures bred purely for its cuteness. Look at those adorably impractical-for-the-wild stubby legs.
OMG, how cute: Chocolate and Vanilla
Fact.: Fozzie (left) and Gizmo are the two most adorable Pomeranians in all of Toronto.
OMG, Lindsay Lohan’s tragic shoe addiction
Rich person problems: Lindsay Lohan’s excess shoes are tearing her world apart! (Can someone tell me when Niecey Nash from Reno 911 became a journalist?)
OMG, He’s naked: Jamie Kennedy
I have been waiting to see Jamie Kennedy’s private parts for years! Just kidding! Wait, who’s Jamie Kennedy again? Jamie Kennedy is one of those…
OMG, The most comfortable cat
This spoiled little guy will let the phone ring if he goddamn pleases! He’s trying to sleep!
OMG, How Gourmet: Cooking with spunk
Attention epicureans and compulsive masturbators! I have the cookbook for you! Did you know that human semen is a delicacy in some parts of the…