OMG, How Whimsical: Cock-stumes!
Does your penis sometimes seem to have a mind of its own? Does it like to wear wigs and sunglasses? And lipstick? Well sure! That’s…
OMG, How Fake! Turkish “Big Brother”
While everyone else was freaking out about the New York Times Afghanistan hostage situation, another more glamorous hostage crisis was going on in an even…
OMG, How Provocative: Cruelty Doesn’t Fly
What would we do without PETA? If it weren’t for the animal rights organization and their pointlessly provocative tactics, we would never get to see…
OMG, He’s Basically Naked: Brandon Beemer
Everything’s better in Europe! Soap opera hunk Brandon Beemer (maybe the perfect man?) had to go all the way to Italy to get naked– for…
OMG, It’s For You! (Maybe.)
Gawker just posted this old ad for Plato’s Retreat, the famous 1970’s swinger club for “Free thinking adult couples.” There are a lot of really…
OMG How Parched! Cat Takes a Shower
I heard people liked cute catties! Of course, I also heard cats hate water, so…
OMG, We’ll Miss Her: Paula Abdul
You may have heard by now that Ellen Degeneres has been hired as the new judge on American Idol, replacing Paula Abdul. I love Ellen,…