‘Chef’ left South Park by proxy
The mystery deepens. Last week Isaac Hayes, Scientologist and voice of longtime character Chef on South Park, issued a harshly worded statement about why he…
It’s called multi-tasking
It doesn’t matter if the guys at work look at you a little funny; using this cool new mouse will make you a total expert…
Tom Cruise is no longer coherent
Either the aliens have eaten his brain or Tom Cruise is breaking the Scientology “no drugs” rule. Or maybe that rule is only for women…
Conservatives are not conservative
Thanks to President Bush and a Republican Congress, the national debt has been increased to $9 trillion. Note: that is $3 trillion more than when…
Prince makes a promise to be clean
Now a man of faith (the Jehovah’s Witness faith to be exact, six years and counting), Prince refuses to play fifty of his older and…
Jessica Simpson rejects advances of President Bush
“Sorry President Bush, please talk to the hand. I’m smiling because that is like the whole point of my charity, but it doesn’t mean I…
Panda nursery
I think I would have a heart attack from the cuteness of it all if I were this man. Bottle-feeding a baby panda amidst a…